The Highchair Incident

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The Magic Pacifier

Sasha was a complete eBay fanatic. She claims she turns a profit buying stuff cheap and reselling it, but her latest box of random shit didn't look very promising. My attention was caught by a small, pink pacifier.

"Why did you buy this?" I asked, taking it out. "You know it's for babies, right?"

"Yeah!" Sasha replied with a blush, "Of course I know it's for babies. I only got it because the woman said it was cursed." That made me giggle.

"You’re such an idiot." I mused, throwing it at her.